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ive been in hospital 4 times this year with broken bones, burns and bullet wounds.i joined the sceret service when my father was shot by a guy from white powder. my mother was sent to hospital when she ate some bad curry. i spend most of my time in the pacific ocean on work. i was born in kazahstan. you may see me walking round new zealand, armed and ready to go undercover and strike. i recently won the national curry munching champs. i have completed things like kayaking, abseiling, parachuting, motor racing, fire arms training, special forces training and speak a lot of differnt languages.i look quite young for my age. there is a tree in NZ (Huntly) that i was asked to complet an operation on. i touched the tree and found myself knocked out within seeconds. when i awoke i found myself tied up on a river bank with sets of 3 claw marks on chest. one of my main enimies is a guy (na, i don't know wat he is) with long ginger hair.wen i was young i fell out of a tree to find myself rolling down a bank towards a electric fence. i needed 3 weeks of physiophearapy. also wen i was just 2 i fell off a 8 foot wall to be concussed ( the last 3 sentences were actully true ). a certain encident last year envolving a blender and hand left parts of my hand filled with strawberry fragments. i used be a stockcar and derby driver. i was in a serious stockcar accident, when my car rolled onto another car and my car burst into flames. it was only a couple of months ago that a bomb went off and i was severly burnt on my forearm and torso. due to my valid life of gardening, i have alot of thornes in arms, hands and fingers. please don't be scared to message me just because i work for the sceret service. i'm not going to pull out a gun and shoot you then place you underarrest except if your name is eamonn.
Over the last couple of months i've been relocated to melbourne to find a super evil villian named Bruce. If "bruce" is reading this, please dont kill me. I have to go bac to New Zealand to do some stuff that should of been done a long time ago, involving certain friends.
ill be bac.
P.S. dont tell anyone about this stuff !
Benny Lava 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everybody dance now!
Cross-dressers 4 life
this is an exagerated version of my life> it is based on a true story! but i do cross-dress !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know i'm cool cause i cross-dress but it dosen't mean im gay or a retard.
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| User Joined: November 7, 2007 |
| Last Login: August 11, 2008
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